By Michael Whelks
- Put it in the mixer.
- Start shit in the tunnel.
- Two hundred per cent physical.
- Bang your head against the changing room door or else you’re not hard.
- Put it in the air; there’s nothing for us down here.
- We aren’t using the pitch, we’re using the air.
- Go straight across him so he knows you’re there.
- Win it with your elbow.
- Let people shake.
- Hallelujah.
- Let them shake.
- Have that, have another one.
- Put it in the mixer.
- Feed the hype.
- You want to come in the mixer?
- Play direct; metaphors are for pussies.
- What is too far?
- There is no such thing as too far, Adam.
- Let’s just hope common sense prevails, SHALL WE?
Michael Whelks has a cleft lip but no one talks about it.